What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

Is it wise to SECRETLY expose a narcissist by telling others that he/she is a covert narcissist?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do you want to have an XXX chat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

Are women as visual as men are?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Romania in the past was a poor country, but last year the government announced it had 521 billion leu (113$ billion dollars) revenue. Why is so much? What's the reason?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is sin so sweet?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.